On the first day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
a brand new regional mayor
On the second day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the third day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the fourth day of Christmas
the government gave to me
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the fifth day of Christmas
the council gave to me
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the sixth day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the seventh day of Christmas
the committee gave to me
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the eighth day of Christmas
the government gave to me
eight councils merging
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the ninth day of Christmas
the mayor gave to me
nine bottles of NEWater
eight councils merging
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the tenth day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
ten all new councillors
nine bottles of NEWater
eight councils merging
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the eleventh day of Christmas
the drought gave to me
eleven percent dam water
ten all new councillors
nine bottles of NEWater
eight councils merging
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
twelve thousand signers
eleven percent dam water
ten all new councillors
nine bottles of NEWater
eight councils merging
seven chiefs are staying
six sippers leaving
five really deep bores
four minute showers
three months to go
two and sixty percent against
and a brand new regional mayor
Merry Christmas ...