Forget recycled water - try Kabbalah water ...

That's not Cabarlah water - it's the cleansing power of Kabbalah water:

Over the millenia, ancient kabbalists understood water to be the source of all cleansing. Making use of Kabbalistic technology, they would activate the cleansing power of water. These waters have been energized with the same 4,000 year old technology.

Note: The producer and distributor of this water do not claim any specific physical benefits which might be achieved by using it. Persons suffering physical ailments are urged to consult with their physicians.

See - I want my miracle Kabbalah water.

Maybe if the Water Futures project had been built, the Council could have sold a line of Kevin water at Woolies ...