On the first day of Christmas
the council gave to me
a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the second day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the third day of Christmas
the QWC head gave to me
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the fourth day of Christmas
the council gave to me
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the fifth day of Christmas
the PM gave to me
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the sixth day of Christmas
the government gave to me
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the seventh day of Christmas
the water grid gave to me
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the eighth day of Christmas
the Premier gave to me
eight botox sessions
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the ninth day of Christmas
the voters gave to me
nine lazy councillors
eight botox sessions
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the tenth day of Christmas
the government gave to me
ten times 64 spin doctors
nine lazy councillors
eight botox sessions
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Toowoomba gave to me
eleven percent dam water
ten times 64 spin doctors
nine lazy councillors
eight botox sessions
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the government gave to me
twelve percent recycled industrial waste
eleven percent dam water
ten times 64 spin doctors
nine lazy councillors
eight botox sessions
seven so called barriers
six Bligh backflips
five percent emission targets
four new bores
three corporate collapses
two sippers again rejected
and a brand new Toowoomba flagpole
Merry Christmas ...
5 Comments:
Toowoomba dam levels
- December 2007 = 11%
- December 2008 = 11%.
Yet the water was going to run out by Christmas 2005.
10:08 AM, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the editor and all
3:09 PM, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone ;)
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4:28 PM, December 24, 2008
hear hear!
5:32 PM, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas and a Happy "RAINY" New Year to us all.
9:40 PM, December 24, 2008
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