Thorley Water - the sweet taste of tomorrow ...

A weekend blog - to amuse or offend - adapted from the Singapore NEWater song:

Thorley Water

We have refreshment for tomorrow
It's our pee, it's our pee
Straight from the bowls of Toowoomba
Drink your pee, drink your pee
You and me, we'll do our part
We'll try to pee, without a fart
We'll show the Mayor that we'd like to help
And drink our pee, and drink our pee!

Why flush something down our bowl that is so tasty
It's eco-friendly, and comes straight from our kidney
There's a toilet over there
Let's make a drink that we can share
But we're going to call it something else that's more catchy
Instead of pee, instead of pee.

Count on us, to help the state
It's patriotic to urinate
Let's all achieve the Mayor's dream
And drink from our stream, drink from our stream.

That's what should be on the Council's new brochure!