Aussie PM Kevin Rudd's new carbon cop patrols ...

Taking time out from investigating terrorist cells and stopping drug trafficking, the Australian Federal Police reportedly are to be deputised as "carbon cops", prosecuting new "carbon offences", under the Government's proposed climate change legislation. That will really strike a blow for law and order.

It's just another resource-sapping absurdity brought to you by the Rudd Government's Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme.
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See - Sydney Morning Herald - Fielding changes Canberra's climate.