Wanted: your sewage ...

Small and large amounts
Top dollar paid
All Australian states accepted
All Asian countries accepted
Source does not matter
We will recycle it for human consumption

Apply in writing to:
Anna Bligh
Deputy Premier
Queensland Government
Executive Building
George Street
Brisbane

Qld 4000

Samples can also be posted to the above address.

Please apply before 31 December 2007

or before SEQ runs out of water

whichever is earlier...